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I have a idea of meeting up with some of you guys I have often wondered what you look like so basicly thats what this post is all about w can meet at the WILLOW FARM DUDLEY NORTHUMBERLAND,its a big pub and the grubs gud first do you think its a good idea cozifYEWrnott iNTERESTED I WONT CREATEADATE
im out sorry fed to far for me ,hope to see ya when come to weymouth cheers
Hello Gus well you are the only one to reply so I guess its a no no, might be down your end about july will update yo later good night Gus leep well
FED
Hi Fed,
Bit far for me also as over 300 mile round trip. x
I'm still up for it Fed.......like I said in my pm to you.
Hi Fed Twinks,
If Twinks ok about it could do part journey with her on the train ? just a bit far on my own because I am a whimp. x
Hello TeeHeeTwinks, sounds like no worries youse guys I dont or did not expect folks to travel huge distances , though did I mention the £ 150 000 prize for being first, yes folks £150 000 IF you can answer three simple questions upon arrival these questions were created by the same species as humans but are not here we go then
1 How long
2What if
3Why
Yes kind peeps moneys yours just answer and its yaws FAIRPLAYFED
Sorry little bit of self editing went on there TeeHeeTwinks sounds like a pop group, and the species similar to us but not,, the same lot that made up the questions for the pip form , sorry
FED
What are you like Fed, any chance of a translator ? hope you keeping well and a bit barmy x
Hi fed
Letme know when your down in Weymouth as I'm only a few miles up the road in Wincanton
700 mile round trip from the New Forest so a bit far unfortunately
Whereabouts are you TeeHee? I'm living near York at the moment, but moving soon, so would be catching the train from either Rotherham or Doncaster. Driving could be an option too.
I am a Derbyshire gal, I would be catching the train from Chesterfield or Sheffield. I am ok driving but get very tired on long distances.
Hello TeeHee and all sorry if my post goes a bit sillyish at times , I am inclined to be silly most days and oh what fun I have though beloved wont agree with that , take my decision to leave my brain in a brain bank, (when Im finished with it) Iwas visiting NTGH which is where I have just arrived home from coincidently , when one of the Docs running this brain bank sat beside me, he was a big guy and a bit Boris Karloff about him "would you be so kind as to donate your brain to the brain bank " Said Boris", oooh err hmm can I finish my tea first said FED ,, OH i DONT MEAN NOW when you kick the bucket would be fine , which was his very unprofessional reply, anyway I agreed after all its just going to be vapourised so I said yes of course, but since then about 4 yrs ago I have been thinking, what if hmmm what if our bodies are simply a transporter for our minds we know the mind is or has been generated by our brains but even the most eminent surgeons and top scientists are not quite sure how , so it goes like this we die and by means as yet unknown our brain, arguably the most powerful organ in the history of science, I AM BECOME DEATH THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS,,old Bob Oppenheimers, words were generated in his brain sorry about the spillieeeen mi brain is fullmanching at the mormont hang on (load bang) ahh thats better nowt like a clout with a cricket bat to wak sleeping brain cellls as I was saying before I was sidetracked ,tanks have tracks on both sides,,??? sorry sorry, what if our bodies are no more than nurseries for our minds the brain as I said is the centre point for every deed carried out by every human ever born the most evil and the most kindly generous loving , Hitler Stalin killed millions but so did the amercans and the brits who simply rowed ashore and marched up to the indigenous ABORIGINE and said """ HELLO OLD CHAP well I know youve probably lived here longer than us but heres a crate of single malt now sod off its ours now"" of course the owners of Australia objected so they were murdered, now it was our brains aided and abetted by our minds that carried out those Heinous crimes .
So any Ideas remember if I allow my brain to be diced and sliced my journey through eons of space and time will be ended and I will be very annoyed you wouldnt like me when im annoyed,,ILL BE BACK FED
Sorry I was cut off there what i was about to say was this when I kick the bucket, I will be cooked at TEMP of ???? well many many temps until I AM DEATH THE BECOMING OF ASH so my transporter is vapourised will my mind escape on point of all signs of life extinguished so I can no longer keep it warm and safe so it leaves without so much as a thanks mate any ideas anyone just curious
TEMPS ,, TEMPS you would think they would have permenant staff working on the brain train. keep smiling Fed xx
I most certainly will C C and will inform yyouu and my old mucker Gus also and as I am entering a unfamiliar Tribal district the traditional exchange of gifts will or must should I say be observed from Geordieland a book titled LARN YA SEL GEORDIE acompanied by a 1 litre bottle of finely distilled alchoholic beverdge lovingly produced by yours truly in the depths of a old Auntie Tank bunker at the foot of the garden, apparently my Dad and a couple of his mates realised it potential and purchased it from the M O D for the princely sum of 1£ in 1948 and production has been almost continous since 1949 the only break when the Customs and Exercise, confiscated all the equipment and a fine of £23 .2 shillings and 6 pence was levied agaist pops and his buddies,but as they were lads whos hobby was installing fire places for nowt ( NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINNK SAY NO MAWAH) Production resumed and continues to this very day , the only proviso being only a very small intake is allowed rather like holding a loaded AK47 great respect is needed as my mate Les found out when he had a xtra portion vindaloo plus a tumbler of Geordies FINEST BREW, he phoned me from Latvia asking for his credit card number and passport to buy his way home, the dna of FEDS top secret water of life is almost idntical to the fuel powering the I S S wizzing round the eath at 17000ph or 7 mps but this must be kept toptiptop secret as I will be given a jolly good ticking off if by the CUSTUMS BLOKES IF THEY FIND out
me and my buddies
these little chaps are a indication of the two colours of before lift off WHICH once started is irreversible by the so if you think I spelled Auntie wrong with further reference being to annoying tanks well you have not met the lady "nuffsaid"
FEDMcSilly EXLIKE
t total now for 6 yrs not happy but just had to because of tablets, every friday 10. 12 pints half a bottle of whisky and 40 embassy no 1s .oh well thats that !
Yep t total since 1st September 1978 lol , smoke like a train though, hope the cigs get me before the LB totally melts my brain LOL.
We will need a couple of days notice mind fed so we can make sure you get a full welcome from West Country border control , including cavity search and steam clean, we got to be careful with you northerners.
Anyway live well. Cc
