I would be pleased to hear from anyone who is a Parkinson's sufferer and also has a colostomy which has prolapsed, probably due to the effects of PD
My user name is Freddie 1924 but answer to Ronald
How about Ron, hello Sir Ron, you are having a hard time and my heart goes out to you had a clostomy and you have BLACK HEART PD things will not be easy for you Ron I, have a device built in called Duodopa, basicly its a pump that delivers levadopa direct to my small intestine, let me explain how this came about, my truly excellent ANTI PARKY team with the top man Professor Richard Walker,were reaching the horrible that it was eeeeemposseeeble, to control so they told me,(WELL Mr FED we have used every trick in the box and your BLACKHEART is particularly awkward to control and we dont have any anything else, ( I had been offered Ddopa earlier but dissmisssedsseseseddesed IT BUg??r sorry about that Ron it the very very silly side of which I posses 2.000.543,248'.00007 ?? at the last count assorted items ( wizzing around in my head and always pop up when I am trying to be serious," YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS, YOU JUST CANNOT BE SERIOUS""???? there it goes again MY BRAIN is constantly spitting out questions and information completely unconnected with the subject, so can you name the xtreme of huffy person who was constantly uttering those words, no prizes just fun , I also like to bring a little fun and amusement into my prose I CAN TYPE WITH MY TOES THA KNOWS BUT WILL NOT WHEN IT SNOWS Though my 2 pet crows named JOSE and HOSE encourage me to so I dooo, (there you see Ronaldo it also hammers out poetry , now where was I ,,,,OH YES Ddopa , well there was no way I was going to have a hole cut in my side, NO NO NO NO NO NO OH NO NO,, OK ALLRIGHT then, and so my little portable friend Dd accompanies me wherever I go working very hard to keep MR TBLACKHEART and his very close and even more evil buddy Dee Pression at bay, Iam going to post this now but will follow with a update BFN FED
sORRY About the break Ron its my way of making sure the post posts (I have just had some toast with a room full of GHOSTS they come to see me as admission is free of course though they work for me and visit places as employees where I just cant go,, like MEXICO and ACAPULCO ,, SORRY RONALDO its just I have lost so many long and detailed posts, which turns me into a RAGING MAD DANGEROUS TO PCs of any shape or size , it infurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeates me, however I avoid the annoyingmost arsepects by shortening and sending,, now you see the reason for me posting this post to you, is for 2 reasons 1 we both have tubes , 2 yours is OUTWARD 3 er yes that 3 things and mine is INWARD,, 4 OH YES well 4 yyou understand my discomfort encountered on installation of Dd and 5 Idoto re you then theres 6 bugg??rrer yes the number 6 is simply this Ron, you are never alone with a STRAND oh it just could not stay dormant for 2 mins, if you can tell me the answer to that a special prize of a two week camping holliday in SYRIA or if you wish the cash prize alternative (recommended) of 75p
I hope I have opened up possibilities new friend for instance I have a new buddy who owns a gliding club and he gives discounts to PD victims HIS SISTER HAS IT So regards of many
FED (exlike)
What a load of rubbish !!!
I'd like to know why colostomy sufferers (if there are any with PD) use the irrigation method. Is it due to constipation problems ? and can it be only occasionally ?