there once was a man from Brynglas
who thought he could live eating grass
but one day somehow
he changed into a cow
and the milk he produced was first class
There once was a milkmaid called Drew
Milking cows she hadn't a clue
She once worked in a bar
pulling pints filling jars
She treated udders like taps
full of special brew
World Cup Limerick
A football fanatic named Phil,
Was booked on a flight to Brazil;
He boarded the wrong plane,
Ended up in Brisbane,
A very long way from Brazil.