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Posted - 13 Jan 2012 19:58
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tootsie, you are a mine of incorrect humour, very good.
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Posted - 13 Jan 2012 20:39
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Dad,dad! Why does your hand shake every time you take a bite of your ginger cake?
Because it's Parkin son!!
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Posted - 13 Jan 2012 21:47
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But 007 why must your bartender have Parkinson's 
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Posted - 13 Jan 2012 22:47
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What do you call an Arab with Parkinsons?
Sheikh Khit Al-Abhout.
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Tootsie
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Posted - 14 Jan 2012 02:21
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Razors pain you
Rivers are damp
Acids stain you
Drugs cause cramp
Guns aren't lawful
Nooses give
Gas smells awful
You might as well live.
- Dorothy Parker.
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Posted - 15 Jan 2012 00:44
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Life is like a bird.
It's pretty cute until it sh**s on your head.
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Posted - 15 Jan 2012 09:05
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Woody Allen
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Posted - 16 Jan 2012 00:56
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My Grandmother was a very tough women. She buried 3 husbands.
Two of them were just napping.
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Posted - 16 Jan 2012 05:53
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Had the third 'frozen'?
Sorry I'll get my coat.
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Posted - 16 Jan 2012 15:15
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Remember, a pessimist is just an optimist with more information.
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