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turnip
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Posted - 10 Jan 2012 09:21
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Is this it? Ahem. Nice acoustics.
PD has its ups and downs - OK, so I have a bad BO problem, but at least I've lost my sense of smell.
Arent men with PD fussy? There's just one little bit of them thats not stiff so the go out and get Viagra to complete the job.
PD has made me closer to the wife - I roll over in bed and can't get back onto my side.
A new career comes to a sudden death.
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Posted - 10 Jan 2012 09:47
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How many pd patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
Never mind, buy more candles
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turnip
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Posted - 10 Jan 2012 10:04
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I got mugged by a man with PD wearing camouflage gear - I was furious and shouted after him 'YOU CAN HIDE BUT YOU CAN'T RUN!'
copyright Milton Jones
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Lily
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Posted - 10 Jan 2012 11:20
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Alas, I am dying beyond my means.
Oscar Wilde
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Big C
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Posted - 10 Jan 2012 23:10
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As only a best mate could say:-
"At least when your in a wheel chair we can get better seats when flying"!
Same friend, when talking about cleaning our boat ;- "We can lower you over the side and put a cloth in both hands so you can clean the Hull"!
Only he could get away with it!! Him & my mister!!
Big C
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Posted - 11 Jan 2012 22:19
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I`m sorry if my post offended people i`m afraid i have a sick sense of humour (as do my friends). It helps me through tough days. Sympathy just brings me down and i think we need to stay positive!
Big C
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Lily
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Posted - 11 Jan 2012 22:54
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Doctors claim to have found a cure for the common cold. They inject you with Parkinson's and you shake it off in a week. 
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Radar47
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Posted - 11 Jan 2012 23:30
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Now that made me laugh Lily, thank you
Radz xx
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Lily
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Posted - 12 Jan 2012 00:16
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Don't mention it, Radz. And here's another one:
Doctor, you must help me; I can't stop my hands from shaking!
Do you drink a lot?
No, not really - I spill most of it!
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Posted - 12 Jan 2012 07:04
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It is totally unnecessary to put "Shake Well" on medicine prescribed to Parkinson's sufferers?
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