mornin all,hope all badgers are ok today.rained hard in the nite,dryed up now but lookin a bit over cast asgin,were is the sun the weather men said we goin to have for next few days.mind you it was warm in the nite,and still is now,just need sun though

Good morning all. Well it's precipitating down something fierce in my little corner of the sett.

I've tried my hand at programming in python. I wrote a lotto number picking program. The silicon gods weren't shining cos I didn't win.

My next project is going to be space invaders game where you upload photos of yourself (the hero) and otherr (the aliens, bar stewards you don't like basically, like football teams that don't vote you into the league, or people who buy football teams and appear to be making a hash of it. That kind of thing.)

The game will cost £1,000 with £10 going to puk if you buy a tea towel of my poetry at £20. It will be available by Christmas (2022)(hopefully)(that's the tea towel, the game will never be written going by my apathetic approach to life at present)(can't be bothered re-readin this post to find out what on earth I'm going on about. Do i need a closing bracket - who cares! Hope my post was mildly amusing. It cheered me up no-end. What noise do badgers make? Do we bark?

I think we only snuffle Eck, perhaps a little squeak but no loud noise.

Sorry to bother you badgers but could not find the chat room!!
Evening all, are you all fed up with this wet wet wet weather? Makes me depressed!!

Welcome to badgers! We hide down here underground and don't have to worry about the wet. We've got books and music, tasty snacks in the cupboard.

I registered with an improve your drawing skills course online, I thought it would give me something to do when I can't sleeep, but it just doesn't appeal in the middle of the night all I can be bothered with is eating something sweet and playing little games on here

Evenin All! Ah, first mistake, it's not evening any more, it do be mornin!So take yer pick but good whatever.

Yes it's been really peculiar wevva this last week or two. to day when I dragged my.... into the village the heat was very oppressive , Like when you go to a foreign country and you get orf the plane and the heat and high humidity hits you, very strange I must say. but it is the year that the Mayans predicted that the earth would come to an end, although Doc says that's not strictly true, She says they predicted bad stuff would happen and big turmoils, eg tha finfncial situation throughout the world, this strange weather.

I have just heard this evening that My Rescued Racer is on his way over from Ireland. He has to be neutered and chipped and have his vacs before I can Have him. but he looks really bootiful and his name is Boo.

With that in mind I fhall retire to my boudoir for a kip. Call o. sout if you want anything, mind you, don't expect me to answer, hearing aids out and the world goes absolutely silent! Glasses off, blind as a bat. So, actually i'n neither use nor ornament to any one. that an me pd and me arf'ritic spine knees hips etc and me diabetes. Mother shud a thrown me back from whence I came, I know that's impossible but you know what I mean.

Any road up I best get me some shut eye, I have to be up to get Little Weed ready. for school at6.30. Night all.

Missed you Puddley. I went to do the crossword and they trailed the John Lewis sale in front of me and I have been fantasy shopping there. I now have a basket with about 5 pairs of trousers in it(all dry clean and 2 sizes too small) which I shall wipe off in the morning!

Our sett is getting deeper all tit'time. We are now on page 3.

On the subject of badger sounds check www.badgerland.co.uk or google sounds a badger makes. If you ferret around you'll find it.

I have found that during Question Time, whenever bankers or corporate greed is mentioned, this particular badger swears like a trouper. Then again he is Scottish and has a degree in grunting.

I have just watched a heron come in and land on my neighbour's shed roof. They have been losing fish from their pond for some time, but this is the first time I have seen the culprit. I don't suppose they will appreciate the sight but I thought it looked amazing. It stood stretched high, fixed on the pond and then started crouching a bit and moving from foot to foot. I opened the door and scared it off.