I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me......boom boom!!!!!

Having trouble sleeping?

Just lie on the edge of the mattress. You'll soon drop off.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

What was Adolf Hitler's favourite dessert?

Reich pudding.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

It's better to love a short girl than not a tall

A cure for baldness.

Just draw two rabbits on your head.
From a distance they'll look like hares.

Deafness is getting to be quite a problem for me lately. I never thought I'd hear myself say that.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

How do you make a Swiss roll?

Push him off the top of the Matterhorn.