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Posted - 08 Aug 2012 15:37
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Posted - 08 Aug 2012 20:34
(just in case!)
Posted - 08 Aug 2012 23:00
Good evening officer.
Posted - 08 Aug 2012 23:07
Tell those Surrey police officers, if they mess with the Parkinson's gang then Bob Hoskins is going to pay them a visit......
Posted - 09 Aug 2012 06:49
....wearing o Sonia Rykiel dress and driving a car that can travel in time.
Posted - 09 Aug 2012 08:27
other PD crimes
loitering with intent to get through a doorway
holding up a queue of shoppers in the supermarket
staring inappropriately without wolf-whistling
inaudible but obviously obscene phone calls to overseas call centres
forging your own signature in minature
being drunk and disorderly without being intoxicated
driving dangerously slowly
making offensive lists while under the influence of drugs
lastly and most seriously - crimes against the humanities ie bad poetry, painting etc
Posted - 09 Aug 2012 18:24
o my gosh ,how mad is that,makes you wonder wot this country is becoming if thats all the police have to do,they need to get butts out there and catch real people doing crimes
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