Watch out or Sooty will hit you on the head with his magic stick.

Just for good measure Harry Corbett was spinning so quickly in his grave he opened a worm hole through which he flew Enola Gay and 'A' bombed the lot of 'em.

Don't worry about the Tea Towel. I'll get some plain ones and some fabric pens.

Never mind teatowels - how about a range of Parky Puppets -
a yellow bear (no rel.) made from extra stiff fabric
a grey dog (norel.) with a vibrator in it
a panda (still no rel.) with an inaudible voice box

I can see it all now!

So can I lol!!!

if anybody is warped enough to actually want to see what this would look like they can add /sooty.html to my website turnipmash.com