Welcome to the website of Parkinson's UK

Helpline: 0808 800 0303

June

Author Post

Bogman

regular

Send message

636 posts

Posted - 27 Jun 2012 20:40

Report this post

As long as Titan doesn't then we are all happy!

Posh Bird

regular

Send message

1374 posts

Posted - 27 Jun 2012 22:41

Report this post

Once upon a time
Not so long ago
This young girl
With blonde hair and many a curl
Did not like pretty dresses and bows
Or fancy shoes that hurt her toes
A Daddy's girl, sadly not
Always in trouble, well quite alot

She was a Tom boy who climbed trees
Kicking a ball about getting grazed knees
Playing football with the boys
No interest in dolls or silly toys
A Mothers face can say it all
With that look, as I recall

Time passes by so very quickly
As I reflect on that girl as me
My childhood has since long gone
Much older now 50 and some
Where did that time sadly go
It really wasn't long ago.wink


PB x

Lin

regular

Send message

1241 posts

Posted - 27 Jun 2012 23:54

Report this post

Hi PB

I was the baby of the family and the only girl so it was pretty smocked dresses for me.
By the way, I have got something for you - which I made. I am fairly sure you will like it.
First clue - it is red!

Lin
xx

Posh Bird

regular

Send message

1374 posts

Posted - 27 Jun 2012 23:57

Report this post

Hi Lin
Ha!! Something to do with football??

Love PB x

Lin

regular

Send message

1241 posts

Posted - 28 Jun 2012 06:49

Report this post

It has strings!

Lin
xx

Posh Bird

regular

Send message

1374 posts

Posted - 28 Jun 2012 07:01

Report this post

I am intrigued Lin , it has strings?

Lin

regular

Send message

1241 posts

Posted - 28 Jun 2012 07:44

Report this post

two strings

Lin

regular

Send message

1241 posts

Posted - 28 Jun 2012 08:16

Report this post

and you can wear it.

Since I retired I have found lots of ways to spend my time and my sewing machine has been a real friend - saving me from feeling totally useless.I have lost count of how many aprons I have made but I have a Liverpool F.C. one - and PB, it is for you!

Lin
xx

Posh Bird

regular

Send message

1374 posts

Posted - 28 Jun 2012 08:59

Report this post

My dear Lin
What can I say
A gift for me, wow
So if I may
Say a big Thank you
for Such a special gift
Made by you especially for me
And wear it I will when I make the tea.

Love PB x

turnip

regular

Send message

2742 posts

Posted - 28 Jun 2012 10:28

Report this post

I'm not too late to post something about time?
hope you don't mind a little common prose in amongst the refined poetry.


in the inter-cosmic club

Jehovah was in his club,
You had to have at least one on-going cosmos to even apply.

So how many dimensions did
you use last? asked xqxxqx

Well two didn't work well
- a little flat and even the amoebas
couldn't get it together, so, well
nothing interesting ever evolved.

Yes that would be disappointing,
splittotkl looked embarassed
his singular point cosmos might have evolved but no-one could tell.

So how many in the new one?

26 said jev

26! his friends exclaimed

What about Occam's razor?

Calm down! 22 are imaginary

Brilliant - who would have thought?

Well, me actually said jJehovah.

So the other 4? quizzed xqxxqx taking notes suruptitiously

Three space and one time

What is this time?

Half-past two joked plootggg

Ah time, my greatest invention yet!
Jehovah was not a humble being

They were all agog

Things dont happen all at once!

So some things start...and then stop?

Jehovah looked embarrased.

So creatures - die, suffer loss, see their fate?
Thats cruel!

Jehovah jumped up angrily

It had to be done! there is no other way.
Evolution needs failure, sifting of genes - change!

Couldn't you just ... make new species said twypp
He shrivelled from the contemptuous glares

You are probably right said plootggg, but if thats
what it takes to be a successfull creator -
then i dont think I want to play
and he dissappeared

Wimp. Time is the only way to produce a cosmos worthy of the name and preserve the first principle. Roared Jehovah

They all cowered at the mention of the first principle - you shall not intervene once your cosmos is created - bacause it brought to mind the Awful Ones, and they were not something that any god wanted to be reminded of.

Just take a look at this -
and he conjured before them an image of a tiny green and blue planet and they watched slime turn into fish into frogs into enormous reptiles into lord mayors and astronauts and people reading on the internet.

All the other gods clapped and whistled

And all done with time - and with heaps and heaps of suffering and death. There is no alternative,

Convinced me! said twypp. everyone ignored him.

So what next?

Well, I'll wrap up these into a black hole and make a really good one - one with shrink wrap that really works!

Now that would be something to see, said ffrg, unwrapping his sandwiches.